Miss M. maakte een prachtige, been there done that single girls survival tips-lijst. Enjoy and giggle below....(Miss M.: YOU ARE FAB)  

1 Cheap hold-ups don’t hold up in cold weather ( they loose their stick once cold): Avoid a winter stroll with your date at all times. Hold ups are super sexy, but not when they dangle over your shoes....

2 Shave!!!! Even if you’re planning an evening of single solitude inside, you just don’t know the odds. Don’t get caught hairy and scary!

3 Don’t get a cat, I know they are cute and need less maintenance than a dog, but please, nothing says “potential old bat” more like a can of cat food next to your yogurt in the fridge. And not to mention the kitty litter...

4 Do play a bit hard to get. No one goes for an eager beaver unless there’s a dam to be built.

5 Sleep overs are fun, but let a friend know what address the crime scene could be at. After years of dating you might be able to write a Yellow pages of dates!

6 Be bold when scanning the profiles on a dating site. Mr cute-face may not get any mail because most women think he is out of their league. So be the first who hits him with a witty line!

7 Never, and I stress never date the guy with fishing pictures all over his face book. You’re to young to be sitting by the riverside knitting!

8 Always buy the extra value pack of batteries when waiting in line at a store. You don’t want to wake up unable to watch the news because you used the remote-control batteries for your vibrator.

9 When strutting your cute self around town, don’t be caught without an emergency set of condoms, spare thong and some make up. The next morning will give you a sort of clean run home.

10 And on the subject of condoms...Cheap usually means dry and tight....So don’t get stuck reviving a suffocating penis all night and invest in some good ones! Amen!

11 Dining can be great on a first date. But even fine cuisine can’t make up for a bad match. So when in doubt, start with drinks. A quick exit is much easier made between two margarita's than a 3 course dinner.

12 Don’t leave him hanging if he keeps calling for an other date when you know his efforts will be fruitless. Do the plaster method; a quick pull will be less painful in the end than a slow agonising peal. Lets hope he does the same the other way around.

13 Feel lucky! You are the best! You can’t be attractive if you don’t shine from within!

14 Please avoid the subject of your Ex’s on the first date. Take your time to charm him before you tell him you hurled a brick through the last guys window.

15 Do use the internet to your advantage. A quick run of his name through google and face book will help you get an idea about your new stud muffin. Will he be chairman of the chess club? Wait and see, but don’t become a stalker, not all is as it seems online..Live is much better!

16 Yes! a dark moist chocolate cake really helps you when love has made you sick with grief. Just don’t do the whole cake in one go....(you know why!)

17 An opening line is almost always a lame one. But don’t forget that it is an opening! So don’t be worried to make an ass of yourself, down that drink, strut over there and start talking, what’s there to loose!

18 Don’t talk shop all night when you’re on a date. Good for you, you reached your targets with your cross selling approach....bla bla bla snore...... Be yourself not your job!

19 Enjoy in-law free holidays! Hoorah! But as it is the giving season, be there for your friends that do need that extra support as they scramble from family to family.

20 Celebrate the fact that you can do as you please at home. Vacuum in your undies, eat cake in bed...enjoy it! and hope that no one pops in for a surprise visit.

21 Find out if there’s a real life click....fast! Months of e-mailing your inner secrets might not have been the best idea once you see your e-mail partner live.

22 Talking about which: you just know if there’s a click...within seconds. Act accordingly and bring the date to a quick stop and don’t fret about being The Nice Girl. It’s better for all parties to go on with business quickly rather then to hang in there for politeness-sake.

23 Who said you can’t fuck on the first date anyways?

24 Always ALWAYS use protection though: sharing crabs is meant for a romantic plateau of Fruits de Mer.

25 Be sensible enough to get tested for STD’s anyways: nothing beats the atmosphere in the waiting room of the Free Testing Clinic on a Monday morning!

26 Don’t mix-up mind-blowing-sex with life-long-commitment potential.

27 Seductively sipping mojito’s is hot. Making a drunk escape for the bathroom with vomit in your mouth is not. Drink within your limit and be a lady at all times: holding back your hair in a ponytail because you’re talking to God through the big white phone is a situation you tackle with girlfriends or partner...not your first date!

28 Nudiepics anno 1960 meant “keep the negatives”. Nudiepics anno 2008 means “Hey, isn’t that you in a very compromising position on the Internet”.

29 Invest in a killer-pair of high heels and learn to walk in them.

30 Save yourself from texting smutty messages to your boss, who just happen to have the same name as your bed tiger from last night: create a good alias for him in your contact list.